A robust calcium trade benefits all Toothdom!
More steady in value than human money, the Bank of Tooth has a time-fixed 1:1 tooth-to-coin valuing system.
The Fairy Tooth Exchange (FTE) is the Fairy Land Bank of Tooth’s main hub, existing concurrently and not at all, which makes trade and commerce a tricky business. Because traditional postage methods combust at the threshold of our dimension, your kit is equipped with fairy-dusted postage stamps that our sole Earth-based distributor, Shire Post Mint, has received and made available for global [H. SAPIENS] adapted use. Inter-dimensional portal transit use is strictly controlled by The Ministry of Teeth’s Prime Minister of Tooth.
Due to the nature of this pilot program, fairy-to-human training cannot be provided in person.
DELUXE Kit Contents
- An instructional booklet with Toothsters Union Member Affiliate Certificate
- 20 tiny bronze coins (each weigh 0.72 grams and are .36"/9.2mm in diameter)
- 40 tiny envelopes for trading teeth for coins
- 20 even smaller letters from the tooth fairy
- 40 gum paper perforated stamps for incoming and outgoing teeth and coins
- Cloth bag and box for holding the kit and collected teeth
Coin design by Woody and Helen Maringer. One side of the coin is a classic depiction of a molar, the other proclaims "Tooth Fee" in the runes of Elder Futhark and Dente Nvmisma, Latin for "Tooth Coin", surrounding the initials of the esteemed Tooth Fairy position. .
Teeth not included.
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